"the universe is infinite, so you'll never get bored."
i have yet to discover this, but a mentally challenged/homeless (?) man on the streetcar seems to believe it.
he also was preaching, "the doctors say to play with yourself. family doctors, medical doctors... they all say it: if you're horny, play with yourself." and proceeded to explain that the first step to cook a chicken is stroking the blade.
suddenly his profound statement on the universe didn't seem so profound.
