Wednesday, November 18, 2009

the universe and stuff

"the universe is infinite, so you'll never get bored."

i have yet to discover this, but a mentally challenged/homeless (?) man on the streetcar seems to believe it.

he also was preaching, "the doctors say to play with yourself. family doctors, medical doctors... they all say it: if you're horny, play with yourself." and proceeded to explain that the first step to cook a chicken is stroking the blade.

suddenly his profound statement on the universe didn't seem so profound.

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